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Harry Potter and the Blue Screen of Death
[Posted Thursday, 05/21/09 1:14 pm] [Full Blog]News just in: Microsoft Patents 'Magic Wand'
"... The corners of Voldemort's mouth curled upwards in a cruel approximation of a smile, and the snake-like eyes opened wide in satisfaction.
"So, Potter," he hissed, "at last. It ends here."
He raised his wand. "Crucio!"
A low metallic note echoed in the empty hall, and ended in a low chunk.
"I said CRUCIO!"
A small grey box hovered over the Dark Lord's outstretched wand. He bent down and, squinting, read the poorly typeset thin black text.
"Microsoft Wand is running low on virtual memory. You may experience some problems implementing hideous curses. Please consider shutting down earlier curses before starting new ones."
(Thanks to Steff the Engineer of Shoot The Messenger blog.)
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